ROFL.

' A man is lucky to still have a -ahem- after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck,doctors say, news.com.au reports.

a 41 year old man from hong kong has got his -ahem- stuck in a little hole on a metal bench at a park. a whole heap of Police and emergency crew came to save the guy. Man, that must've been embarrssing! LOL. he said he wanted to try to sex with the bench because it looked "fun".

Hong Kong media describes the man as "lonely and disturbed". the doctors tried to remove some of his blood from his -ahem- so that it'll loosen up but it didnt work. he must've really felt up to it that day. so they removed the bench successfully but he had to have an operation for another 4 hours to free him. if he was stuck for any longer, they would have to amputate his ding dong."

ROFL. like wtf right???

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. when i saw this i was like. oh god. srsly??

anyways. there's a vid to that. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6jurk110l

haha. go seee.