rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock

i believe that we have arrived at another 

quintessential moment of 

rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock. 

scissors cuts paper

paper covers rock

rock crushes lizard

lizard poisons spock

spock smashes scissors

scissors decapitates lizard

lizard eats paper

paper disproves spock

spock vaporizes rock

and as always 

rock crushes scissors

one of us has to stop putting spock. 

baby, talk nerdy to me

it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to the arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.